...They forget about the filter that keeps certain things from coming out of your mouth.
Yesterday Tin Man had to have his 6 month heart cath.
I was sitting in the waiting room with about 12 other people. This woman and her mother were sitting there while her father was in the back with Tin Man.
I was reading a book, a few were watching TV and a couple were quietly talking off in the corner.
Out of no where this old lady starts asking if she could have everyone's attention.
"Hi everyone. Can I have your attention please. I want to apologize for the fart. You know when you get older you sort of lose control of certain things and sometimes one just slips out."
I doubt any of us would have known anything was going on if she hadn't brought our attention to it.
Then a few minutes later this small Asian doctor came into the room.
This lady starts grilling him about his size.
Old Lady - "Excuse me, but your a doctor right?"
Doctor - "Yes."
Old Lady - "Well being a doctor, don't you have access to things, like growth hormones?"
Doctor - ::stares:: (I swear he looked around to see if anyone else was looking)
Old Lady - "I'm just saying because I won't go to a doctor unless he's at least 5 feet 5 inches tall."
Doctor - "um, um, um. I gotta go."
By this point this woman's daughter wants to crawl under the chairs and disappear forever.
She decided now would be a good time to take her mom for a little walk.
I so wanna be like her when I get old!